imbatmanasshit:

well my bad

1. i guess
2. i just
3. perused
4. this shit
5. while you
6. chose to
7. settle down
8. to
9. have
10. some
11. kids

phase2:

Bearface Brockhampton: HOOOoooOoOOoooYeahh yeah yeah shumnsjjs gyiuioooooha oooh ohgh ohh hagshasjsk uuuu sowiyieuiw yeah yeah yeahhh……

Me:

bootyscientist2:

Thanos could’ve killed 100% of all mosquitos and racists, but he chose not to, and for that reason, he’s a bitch

srahpls:

nudityandnerdery:

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”

#THIS IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON (x)

apopse-leipeis:

Satan: hey I bought your soul last month and-
Me: no returns.
Satan: please it’s making me sad.